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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 05:26

Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
PlayStation Plus subscribers react to June free game line-up: 'massive win’ - GAMINGbible
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
No way
So they tried
Samsung is giving these Galaxy phones a big One UI upgrade - here's which models qualify - ZDNET
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
What are your best funny dating stories?
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
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Shortcuts App to Get Revamp With Apple Intelligence Integration - MacRumors
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
5 ways Diabetes impacts the eyes - Times of India
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
We interrupt the Musk-Trump feud with a teensy bit of news from the climate front - Daily Kos
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
FDA rolls out AI tool agency-wide, weeks ahead of schedule - statnews.com
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Michael Cole Reveals Which Match Will Main Event WWE Money In The Bank On Pre-Show - Wrestling Inc.
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics