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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 05:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

PlayStation Plus subscribers react to June free game line-up: 'massive win’ - GAMINGbible

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

What factors contributed to Taiwan's economic success compared to Mainland China, despite their close proximity?

Thumbs down again.

No way

So they tried

Samsung is giving these Galaxy phones a big One UI upgrade - here's which models qualify - ZDNET

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

What are your best funny dating stories?

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Shortcuts App to Get Revamp With Apple Intelligence Integration - MacRumors

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

5 ways Diabetes impacts the eyes - Times of India

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

We interrupt the Musk-Trump feud with a teensy bit of news from the climate front - Daily Kos

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

FDA rolls out AI tool agency-wide, weeks ahead of schedule - statnews.com

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Michael Cole Reveals Which Match Will Main Event WWE Money In The Bank On Pre-Show - Wrestling Inc.

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics